waitstaff/baristas

now hiring

Because we are clearly mentally unstable and thought ‘sure, we can buy a building, open and eatery + canteen in Rutherglen coming off the back of a global pandemic, whilst raising three kids (currently all under the age of 6), and maintaining some semblance of a life’...we need amazing humans in our team.

Matt and his gang of awesome AF chefs will hang out in their kitchen the size of a closet, and bang out some super delicious food. But chefs can’t carry their own plates to the table...apparently, so that’s where you come in!

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Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with the job. We won’t pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all over the world for free. However, we will bend over backwards to try and make your shifts work around whatever else you happen to have going on in your life.

You’ll be trained and looked after by Katie, who is splendid, Matt who is calm, Paddy who is in charge of security and Erica who is a scatter brain (because she’s had three kids and no sleep in 6 years).

Awesomely Awesome humans please send your interest to

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*casual roles but regular/part-time shifts available for the right people

*above award wages apply inc. penalties

*we love commitment & longevity

*ideally you are over the age of 18 and hold a Victorian RSA. If not, don't let that deter you from applying, we have flexibility.

As per previous advertisements...

*must be: sober, sane, non dramatic, experienced (ideally, but training provided) and have an appreciation for skilful sarcasm

*please do not apply if you: oversleep, have no car, have court often, have no baby sitter every day, have to give friends rides to work later than we start work, experience flat tyres every week, or have to hold on to your mobile phone all day.

For more info about what we do, give Erica a call on 0467257921 to talk it out!

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chef

now hiring

2021 is looking all shiny and bright and a little less ‘𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩’, so, we need another awesome human in our kitchen team. 

We need a chef to bang out a tonne of semi-fancy food in a kitchen the size of a closet, and, as Matt says ‘you also have to put up with my wife because I do, and she's the real boss'.

If you have actual cooking skills, you'll probably be Matt’s best friend and he’ll let you put whatever horrible music you enjoy on the stereo and buy you a beer. We are a small team that actually give a ‘𝙥𝙤𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙤’ (legit term) about our staff, our customers and our brand.

𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝘾𝙊𝙊𝙇 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙁? 𝘼 𝘾𝙊𝙊𝙇 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙁? 𝘼 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙁? 𝘼 𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝘾𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙁𝙊𝙊𝘿?

Awesomely Awesome humans please send your interest to

*full-time position, but also flexible for the right person(s)
*wage negotiable
*official piece of paper (qualification) not essential
*we love commitment & longevity

*must be: sober, sane, non dramatic, experienced and have an appreciation for skilful sarcasm
*please do not apply if you: oversleep, have no car, have court often, have no baby sitter every day, have to give friends rides to work later than we start work, experience flat tyres every week, or have to hold on to your mobile phone all day

For more info about what we do, give Erica a call on 0467257921 to talk it out!